The whole fat issue is not worth discussing, it's really not. It's simple maths. Eat more calories than you burn and you're fat.
If you're fat you're eating too much. End of story. You're not big boned. You can try to convince me but I'm not buying it. I went to school. I know skeletons don's show up as soft rolls on the outside of your body. If you keep thinking that you're just big boned you're as wrong as a sultana in a salad. Period.
I don't mind fat people. They don't bother me. The people who bother me are the ones who believe in life after death and still refuse to eat junk food!
Why?
You want to hang around here in this existence longer when you *know* you're going to spend eternity in a place that you think is better than here anyway. It doesn't make sense. You should have cake. There are zero ramifications for you. You're going to spend the after life being OK anyway so what the hell are you not eating cake for?! Have the fucking cake. Eat it! Stop pretending you're doing the right thing by not eating the cake. If anyone would be able to have cake without guilt it's you!
EAT THE FUCKING CAKE ALREADY!
Showing posts with label Morons. Show all posts
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Monday, January 30, 2012
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Reality Check: Jumping on Couches
From Sydney, Australia in the Daily Telegraph today:
"Megastar Tom Cruise has opened up about his bizarre couch-jumping escapade.
The Hollywood actor says he was confused by the backlash over his erratic performance on the Oprah Winfrey Show in 2006, when he leapt onto her on-set couch professing his love for Katie Holmes.
"What happened, happened,' he said. 'I wanted the audience to be happy just like I wanted to make my sisters and my mother happy when I did those skits as a kid, but I'll take responsibility for my actions.'
'It felt like being the new kid in the schoolyard again and the other kids are whispering and whispering about you and suddenly you hear what they're saying, and you think, What? That didn't happen. Look at the reality of the situation.'"
The reality of the situation Tom is that you behaved like a moron and people called you on it. The reality of the situation is that you are not as popular as you thought you were and people are not as tolerant of moronic behavior as we would sometimes like them to be.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/tom-cruise-and-that-bizarre-couch-moment/story-e6frewyr-1225871406733
"Megastar Tom Cruise has opened up about his bizarre couch-jumping escapade.
The Hollywood actor says he was confused by the backlash over his erratic performance on the Oprah Winfrey Show in 2006, when he leapt onto her on-set couch professing his love for Katie Holmes.
"What happened, happened,' he said. 'I wanted the audience to be happy just like I wanted to make my sisters and my mother happy when I did those skits as a kid, but I'll take responsibility for my actions.'
'It felt like being the new kid in the schoolyard again and the other kids are whispering and whispering about you and suddenly you hear what they're saying, and you think, What? That didn't happen. Look at the reality of the situation.'"
The reality of the situation Tom is that you behaved like a moron and people called you on it. The reality of the situation is that you are not as popular as you thought you were and people are not as tolerant of moronic behavior as we would sometimes like them to be.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/tom-cruise-and-that-bizarre-couch-moment/story-e6frewyr-1225871406733
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